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Author: Dianne C.
Ever heard the term "all cooped up?" Well, that came from a very hostile hen who was miserable, cramped and dirty, trying to find some quality of life in a substandard coop plan thrown together by some loosey goosey chicken coop plan builders just after a quick buck. Every day they checked the nest for eggs and it was always slim pickings.
“Duh!” She often squawked to her hen friends. “They are still expecting us to lay eggs if you can believe that clucking bull!”
As much as she henpecked her owners to look at some better coop plans, they always seemed to have something better to do, yet they just kept expecting the hens to lay. While the owners were gone, the hens did their best to stay dry and warm, as the coop plans did not allow for safe roofing, warmth or predator protection.They took turns on look-out but it was taxing and stressful.
The conditions were so bad that her coop mates were eventually both abducted by predators in the night. As they were being dragged away, she would always remember them squawking, “Get those people to learn to build decent coop plans or you may be next!” How she missed her hen friends, and it wasn’t long, before conditions of her coop plan got worse; she went on a mission to revolt.
“Look around this coop plan !” the humans could hear her clucking as they went about their business, “Even a pig sty looks better!” It was impossible to have any kind of privacy in this horrible environment! So … she sat down and scratched out a list for her owners on how to build some decent coop plans. She said she would fly south if things did not improve, and as far as eggs, she bawked,“You can buy them at the store!” She signed it: “Get a clue on coop plans!”
Every weekend the owners made their plans and would take off for Vegas, Atlantic City, or wherever, with their lone chick jumped up and down hoping they’d see her in their rear view mirror with her middle claw in the air clucking, “Learn about coop plans!” Before, long she began texting her friends that her owners did not care about any kind of quality and they became known around the local coops and a slum lord coop plan keeper.
Now, it looks as though she has made her points known and her owners have taken her seriously, because new chicken coop plans have even been laid out for her to choose from. She can now go with temp control, predator protection wire, a new roof, windows, and even two-story if she elects to get more coop mates.
This has changed this egg-laying chicken’s mood from fowl to fabulous!
And all it took was one weekend! She was heard, so there is hope, hens…just tell your owners to download this information and get a clue on coop plans!
And don't forget to sign up for my free 7-part course on Building a Great Chicken Coop.
“Duh!” She often squawked to her hen friends. “They are still expecting us to lay eggs if you can believe that clucking bull!”
As much as she henpecked her owners to look at some better coop plans, they always seemed to have something better to do, yet they just kept expecting the hens to lay. While the owners were gone, the hens did their best to stay dry and warm, as the coop plans did not allow for safe roofing, warmth or predator protection.They took turns on look-out but it was taxing and stressful.
The conditions were so bad that her coop mates were eventually both abducted by predators in the night. As they were being dragged away, she would always remember them squawking, “Get those people to learn to build decent coop plans or you may be next!” How she missed her hen friends, and it wasn’t long, before conditions of her coop plan got worse; she went on a mission to revolt.
“Look around this coop plan !” the humans could hear her clucking as they went about their business, “Even a pig sty looks better!” It was impossible to have any kind of privacy in this horrible environment! So … she sat down and scratched out a list for her owners on how to build some decent coop plans. She said she would fly south if things did not improve, and as far as eggs, she bawked,“You can buy them at the store!” She signed it: “Get a clue on coop plans!”
Every weekend the owners made their plans and would take off for Vegas, Atlantic City, or wherever, with their lone chick jumped up and down hoping they’d see her in their rear view mirror with her middle claw in the air clucking, “Learn about coop plans!” Before, long she began texting her friends that her owners did not care about any kind of quality and they became known around the local coops and a slum lord coop plan keeper.
Now, it looks as though she has made her points known and her owners have taken her seriously, because new chicken coop plans have even been laid out for her to choose from. She can now go with temp control, predator protection wire, a new roof, windows, and even two-story if she elects to get more coop mates.
This has changed this egg-laying chicken’s mood from fowl to fabulous!
And all it took was one weekend! She was heard, so there is hope, hens…just tell your owners to download this information and get a clue on coop plans!
And don't forget to sign up for my free 7-part course on Building a Great Chicken Coop.
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